While Gretchen Wu Gently Weeps


A parody of a song by The Beatles.  A Collaboration by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles & delgreer in Sykesville MD
Recorded: 01/11/2016  Released: 01/12/2016  First aired: unaired
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Idea and lyrics by delgreer from the Ideas page. I like the angle on this idea and cannot resist this song, so here we go...

You go on vacation and don't read your letters
While Gretchen Wu gently weeps
Her life stands still; she has no one to talk to
While Gretchen Wu gently weeps

I don't know why nobody told her
to get her own damn cell phone
I don't know how Nigel cajoled her
to use you as her messengers

You don't check your notes, nor your e-mails or faxes
While Gretchen Wu gently weeps
She misses her mail in English and Latin
While Gretchen Wu gently weeps

Parody of "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" by George Harrison, Eric Clapton and some other guys.

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judofuse in Atlanta
The last 90 seconds of this jingle absolutely doesn't exist without me first hearing Prince. One of my musical heroes.
459 days ago.
Anonymous Little
Your comment is plenty Martin. I love doing these silly songs, and it's great to hear stories and comments like yours. Thanks!
555 days ago.
Martin Johnson in Mount Airy MD
my wife doesn't understand why I plan my day so that i can hear the show, I take lunch early specifically so that I can be in my car to listen to the mail jingle. A thank you is all that I can offer. Martin
556 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Outstanding! I sure hope somebody sent it in by now!
557 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
SO well-written and well-performed. man is this one fantastic.
558 days ago.
delgreer in Sykesville MD
You go ahead -- I imagine at this point, they see your name and immediately open the e-mail; they see my name, and they're like, This jerk asking for another sticker? *delete*
559 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Thanks! It was a good idea. I didn't email it to the show yet, in case you wanted to send it.
559 days ago.
delgreer in Sykesville MD
Holy shit, Jason, that was spectacular! Thank you :)
559 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Sounds really good. Well done.
559 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Good stuff Jason. And as always I love jingles with emails, faxes and notes in the lyrics. Old school stuff.
559 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
LOVE the record scratches. NIce Princely guitar solo. So good.
559 days ago.