Things to do in Florida when you're dead (Featuring Jason Fuse and John Neiswinger)


A parody of a song by Warren Zevon.  A Collaboration by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA, Jason Fuse in Los Angeles & Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
Recorded: 01/06/2014  Released: 01/06/2016  First aired: unaired
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My thanks to Jason and John for helping me put this together. A parody of Warren Zevon's Things to do in Denver When You're Dead

I called up my friend Bubis on the phone
and said lets go down to Florida to play some golf
I told him he was my only true friend
But half-way through the week he wanted me dead

I was playing by myself at the PGA
And I gave the equinox keys to the valet
I come back to find they were locked inside
And now I am afraid someone has to die

You don’t need to be angry Satch, you’ll see
Because these guys know damn well who you are
Now you get to play the pro course for free
Because some punk locked the keys in the car

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
I'd love to be in that band. I'll bring my uke. This is fan-flipping-tastic!
586 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Love doing these from scratch music collaborations. Great idea/lyrics/vocals by Patrick and man did John ever get the perfect organ tone for this. Full jingle band of some sort needs to happen at some point. :)
593 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Wait - no! - "Louie, Louie."
593 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
The Remainders! Yes! Tony sang "Gloria" with them. True story.
593 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
tremendous collaboration, guys. jingler combinations are like the steven king and amy tan band. and mitch albom. and dave barry, etc.
593 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Have to give double props to Jason here, that slide guitar solo is the best part of the whole song
593 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
You guys ROCK!!! Hahahahahaha awesome.....
594 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Geez, can't decide whether to listen to the jingle first or the podcast to hear the story that inspired it. I'll go with the podcast and get back to you later.
594 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
LOVE this tune!! I've long tried to find some lyrics for Detox Mansion - great performances, guys.
594 days ago.