White Christmas (in Florida)


A parody of a song by Bing Crosby.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 12/17/2015  Released: 12/18/2015  First aired: unaired
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Thanks to Mr. Lip for sharing Bing with me. And thanks to Brad and John for their input, especially the advice to change the first line :)

I'm dreaming of a golf Christmas
Play me a Pro-V or Bridgestone.
Watch the palm trees swaying
In Boca where I'll be playing.
Scope out the place I'll soon call home.

I'm leaving DC this Christmas.
Heading down South with the snow birdies.
There'll be no dopes on Cross-country skis,
So give me those assisted living keys!

*A parody of Bing Crosby's "White Christmas"

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mrlip in Springfield, VA
So great. Another one I somehow missed, and KJ even told me it was coming. Beautiful. And for the record, Trainwreck Judy Garland is another great band name.
603 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
KJ brings it every time. She's better than Santa, who only brings it once a year! I love the snark of the last two lines the best!
608 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Kj, Jason, and Rob neck and neck in their tkjingles bombing accolades!! Welcome to the weekend. (Oh and this one is FANTASTIC!!)
608 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
it should go without saying that i meant the best aspects of garland, not trainwreck garland.
608 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
beautiful. i thought of judy garland as you were singing this.
608 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Wonderful in so many ways.
608 days ago.

The TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast
This jingle is featured in the following episodes of the TK Jingles Weekly Prodcast:
December 14, 2016: I Haaaaave Two Hands


This jingle is included in the following playlists:

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All of Kj Ohnstad's Jingles Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
All the TK Jingles of 2015 Jerry in Annandale, VA
Holly Jolly Jingles Jerry in Annandale, VA
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