Holtby (Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me)

   

A parody of a song by Mel Carter.  Recorded by Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Recorded: 12/15/2015  Released: 12/15/2015  First aired: 12/17/2015
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Lyrics

Holtby, Holtby
The man between the pipes and DC’s goalie, goalie.
Unbeknownst to avid Caps fan Tony, Tony.
Sheehan tells you since Greenberg is dead.
Kill me. Kill me. That runs through your head when you hear hockey, Tony.
Off to their best start because of Holtby. That's the goalie.
Would you know him from a homeless man?
Ovi, Backy
Carly, Chimmer, Alzy & yes Trotzy. Trotzy
Don’t you love how hockey dudes use nicknames. Surely.
Tony tell us what numbers they wear.
Never get beyond the 2nd round
In your eyes they’re still the choking dogs

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Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
It's STILL a great one on the August prodcast! So sorry to miss you (and EVERYONE) at Liver. Some day . . .
321 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
could this be the Trotz Trotz Trotz of 2016?
429 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Ha, just heard it on the podcast. Too funny! I pray this doesn't jinx my beloved hockey team...
429 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Double the airtime, twice the laughs, nice!
429 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
I'm sneaking in with Kj... amazingly good and funny.
552 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
I see I'm late to the party! Absolutely fabulous. Congrats, Sean!
552 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Thanks fellas. You called that Rob.
552 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
I believe I had that....but you have to go back to the comments on sean's previous jingle. and ignore the 2016 part.
552 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
You know how else you can tell? By listening to it! You tech guys and your analytics, sheesh.
552 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
You can gauge the excellence of this one by the number of new commenters/visitors to the site in the past 24 hours. Great job all around!
552 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
word.
553 days ago.
Amanda
This is fantastic! Give that man a contract!
553 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Sean, I think you need a recording contract to do promotional jingles for the NHL - it's your wheelhouse!
553 days ago.
Siobhan
This is freakin' FABULOUS!
553 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
That was a gas!
553 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
"This is the one that knocked us out!"
553 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Tony LOVES you!
553 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Elliot-Seawolves!!
554 days ago.
ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY
Nicely done...this today, then maybe my new one with Joe tomorrow or whenever Cilizza is in again (Cilizza may be Gretchen Wu's No. 1 fan) Hey Anita, Nanooks or Seawolves?
555 days ago.
Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Thanks all!
555 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Way to go Morsy!
555 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Tomorrow, I say. Great. Elsewhere, around.....
555 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
This is simply lovely. I'm a huge hockey fan so even better. I see airtime in your future.
555 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Whose nickname is "Shirley"? This is wonderful!
555 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Jeanne on the show Wednesday and I will bet this one will be on there too! This is so great, listing all the nicknames kills me. And you play it all straight, which really puts it over well. Nice job outta you, Sean!
555 days ago.