These Glutes Aren't Made For Golfing


A parody of a song by Nancy Sinatra.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 12/06/2015  Released: 12/08/2015  First aired: unaired
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With blessings from Brad and Julie who already did this song, this one's for Tiger.

I used to think nobody could beat me.
Convinced I'd pass up Jack, I confess.
But I caught a messin' where I shouldn'ta been a messin'.
And from that point on I've been one hot mess.
And now these glutes aren't made for golfing
but I'll tell you what else is true.
Just one of my flaccid glutes is worth more than ten times all of you....yeah!

* A parody of "These Boots Are Made For Walking" by Nancy Sinatra

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robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
i am in tears. oh god...that last line is hysterical! execution is outstanding.
615 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Very funny! Good job Kj!!
616 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
I'm the anonymous little. Been called worse.
618 days ago.
Anonymous Little
Nice. Haven't heard much Tiger talk lately. Glad to see Jason is getting you to do the Tammy/George duet. I was afraid he was going to attempt both parts like Brian on the Gretchen/Charlie Paul/Paula song. Not that that wasn't funny and not that Jason couldn't pull it off but I get a kick out of the projects all you guys do. Wish I could sing instead of being a bystander.
618 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Great idea and lyrics. I should know it by now - but you can handle any style or era convincingly! I hear a slight 1970s Country flavor in this vocal... Now I wanna do a Tammy Wynette and George Jones duet and see if I can pull off my end of it,
618 days ago.

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