Get Off My Lawn


A parody of a song by Wilson Phillips.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 12/05/2015  Released: 12/06/2015  First aired: unaired
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Huge thanks to Jason for helping me out with some of the rhythmic challenges in this one and to Brad and John for helping me narrow down some of the many things that drive the orange one nuts.

What's wrong with the world today?
Who is that bicycling in my lane?
Don't need nothin' telling me to walk more.
If I want to walk more, I will just walk more!
Don't care 'bout your kid's sports smarts
But did you know team MENSA could tear you apart?

One day some broad made me wanna jump right up & punch her in the face.
Nice spot lady, yeah your gray little Volvo's in my parking space!
What a dope! Hold the phone! (Whoa!)
What's in my can? (Whoa!) Whose trash is in my can?
Get off my lawn yeah everyone, yeah
Get off my lawn!

* A parody of "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips

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robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
I just love how this jumps topic to topic. it's a cantankerous flood of petty grievances. and impeccable vocals as always.
565 days ago.
Anonymous Little
You crushed this one all around. This track is deceptively difficult in terms of hitting the various vocal parts AND also producing it to make them all sound good together.
568 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Beautiful. This needs air time! Don't sit it on the bench like the Eagles D.
570 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
The production this is way better than the original! Sweet!
570 days ago.

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