76 (Simply the Best)

   

A parody of a song by Tina Turner.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 11/12/2015  Released: 11/12/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

For Kj having 76 jingles posted to her credit, but we all know there's many more that wouldn't exist without her contributions. Once again, be careful what you ask for in the comments...

We email you when we need you,
When we need notes that are higher
You come through, you always do
For just a "Featuring" byline

Well, you could sing the phone book
And we'd still listen

You've got 76
But lots more when you include duets
They may be posted by someone else
But without you they wouldn't exist
So... um, more than 76!
You are the number one jingling chick
The go to for Nora Jones or Annie Lennox
That Cranberries singer or any yodeling
More than 76!

Parody of "Simply the Best" by Tina Turner

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Anonymous Little
Joe last week talking shop. Jason this week. it makes me so happy that Satch genuinely seems to be fascinated by the jingle-making process.
582 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Loved the show today. Like seeing Aldridge on TV! I think we're all proud of Uranus.
582 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
You would have KILLED with that response.
583 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
583 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
In answer to Tony's question about a jingle I'm proud of, I opted for the sincere answer, but my first thought was, "Well, I am proud of Uranus." I'm a musician not a comedian, so had stay in my lane.
583 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Agreed Joe - you guys know how to carry the TK Jingles torch.
583 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Fabulous job on the show. Smooth. Just awesome!!!
583 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Well deserved! Well done!
587 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
This just in: Jason Fuse is pretty pretty good. I guess I WAS too late. Incredible turnaround and I'm so touched, trolling or not :). GarageBand is back up but this will still hold for a while. In fact, maybe I should just retire right here. Seems like a good way to go out. Thanks so much, Jason!
587 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
her computer is broken so maybe this will hold for a while.
587 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Jerry's right: This might actually be the least evergreen song ever - considering it immediately is invalid when Kj posts 77. But it could also be the MOST evergreen/timely song ever with just a short punch in vocal to increment the number each time. Future-proof design! (I know I'm an idiot.)
587 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Fuse on the WARPATH!!! Excellent!!!
587 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
bravo, sir. bravo.
587 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
The data exists to map contributors, I just don't aggregate the number. So theoretically, I just need to change the algorithm if someone is interested in that stat. Btw, are we going to get one of these tunes for everyone now? Is there a threshold? Talk about a non-evergreen topic to sing about! :D
587 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Come on, this whole website wouldn't exist without that saxophone playing Norwegian chick!! And they're probably my 76 favorites!! Thanks for doing these, my man.
587 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
That's more like it Jason! Turnaround time gets any shorter this will just be a call-in show, you'll sing your jingle, then hang up and listen. KJ very deserving of her own song. One of these days a Jingles hobbyist will actually go out and conduct a true jingle count including contributions to other songs. I can't tell you guys how much I enjoy this whole thing. And it's not like I'm some creepy cat lady, but part of my day includes listening to something that makes me happy.
587 days ago.

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All of Jason Fuse's Jingles Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
All the TK Jingles of 2015 Jerry in Annandale, VA
Favorites Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Jason Fuse ernmjb in Rensselaerville, NY
MY FAVORITES joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD