Nightshift

   

A parody of a song by Commodores.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 11/03/2015  Released: 11/03/2015  First aired: 11/04/2015
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Lyrics

I was working on another jingle and could not get it to work so i stopped and started writing this one instead. It's okay I guess.


Jackie, I could be mistaken
But it seems like yesterday
That you had both your hands
Jackie, you should lay off the hard cider
You just cannot befriend
An apex predator
Cuz a tiger’s gon’ tiger

Keep it up
And we’ll be there
At your wake
Remembering you feeding
That jaguar a birthday cake

Gonna be blood-curdling screams
Where the big cats sleep
On the night shift
You lost some digits there
And soiled your underwear
Alcoholics often rue
Midnight trips to the zoo
On the night shift
I know you’re not alone
Mai’s sucking the marrow from your bones
On the night shift

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Mark L
Hilariously nasty! Laugh-out-loud funny.
655 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Love the angle of coming from the friends of the drunk lady. Saw a list of her previous run ins with the police... just wow.
655 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Tony had Nigel play this even without pre-screening the song. Tony just says "I'm sure it's gonna be great." It think you're now officially Mr. Tony's eight inning guy.
655 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Sweet! Killer chorus. I mean literally a feline killer.
655 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Just so so good. Airtime coming.
655 days ago.