Red Meat (Red House)

   

A parody of a song by The Jimi Hendrix Experience.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 10/30/2015  Released: 10/30/2015  First aired: 11/03/2015
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Lyrics

Inspired lyrically by Jeanne's great response to meat causing cancer, and musically by John Fitzpatrick's recent run of great rock/blues jingles. (Extended intro edition.)

You say red meat causes cancer
Well, then I guess "I've had a good life!"
You say red meat is gonna kill me
Then by cheeseburger I shall die
Cause if it's death or root vegetables julienne
Then bury me with extra sausage on the side

So you say processed meats will kill you
Well guess what - so does EVERYTHING ELSE, my friend
So you can keep your kale and tofu
I'm gonna eat and enjoy til the non-bitter end
Gonna suck the meat juice out this biscuit
And you'll pry this warm steak from my cold dead hands

And if the Ham Reaper keeps me from waking
In lieu of flowers, just send bacon

Parody of "Red House" acoustic version, by Jimi Hendrix.

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tbone1 in Indianapolis
Ham Reaper. That line still has me grinning like Wilbon at a shoe store.
580 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
SO glad this aired! They don't play this genre enough on the show but this one broke through. It's just so darn good.
588 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Maybe the only thing better than hearing TK chuckle-laugh to a tune is to hear Liz Clarke giggle-laugh - and you got both! Extra rashers of bacon for you, JF!
597 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
SO ridiculously talented. this should be about track number 5 or 6 on your greatest hits album.
597 days ago.
T. Chappell Aldridge in Alexandria
On the air today
597 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Don't fear the Ham Reaper. Excellence.
600 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Thanks! I'm somewhat bullish about this one myself. :)
600 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Holy cow! So great Jason. Everything, the playing, the vocal, sausage on the side, ham reaper (!) and the bacon closer - BAM!
600 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
I think Ron Moretti did an original about some of the regular jinglers a while back, and feel like there's at least 1 or 2 more I'm forgetting. Jerry would know I bet.
600 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
honestly, this song is your own. you can put Jimi up there but this is a simple 1-4-5 about a news story/philosophy. nothing TK or cover about it, really...except for Jeannie's line. have we had a fully original jingle yet that doesn't owe allegiance to anyone else?
600 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Just fabulous!!! Instant favorite.
600 days ago.

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Playlists

This jingle is included in the following playlists:

Playlist User
All of Jason Fuse's Jingles Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
All the TK Jingles of 2015 Jerry in Annandale, VA
Jason Fuse ernmjb in Rensselaerville, NY
MY FAVORITES joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
What a Waste of Time John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA