Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

   

A parody of a song by Louis Armstrong.  A Collaboration by mrlip in Springfield, VA & robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 10/27/2015  Released: 10/27/2015  First aired: 10/28/2015
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Inspired by Jerry's duet prodcast last week http://tkjingles.com/podcast/TKJinglesPodcast20151022.mp3
I teamed with the incomparable® Rob Berg and skewered the shenanigans going on down at the University of Louisville. I mean, they ain't Monkey University but they should have some standards.

You say debasement I say debauchery
You say amazement I say adultery

Pitino, Petrino, Petrino, Pitino
Let's call the whole thing off

You say an accident I say cheating
You say entanglement I say divorce proceedings

Pitino, Petrino, Petrino, Pitino
Let's call the whole thing off

You say hospitality I say kerfuffle
You say a dormitory I say a brothel

Pitino, Petrino, Petrino, Pitino
Let's call the whole thing off

You say recruitment I say delusion
Your say amusement I say prostitution

Pitino, Petrino, Petrino, Pitino
Let's call the whole thing off
Let's call the whole thing off

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Pacetb in Lakewood, OH
As a Louisville native and UofL alum, all I can say is . . . well played. This is fantastic!
531 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Really funny. Great job guys. I heard Jay Bilas say he was always really impressed with the wingspan of the recruits at Monkey U.
602 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Rob, great pleasure getting a little bit of your time on this jingle. I'm only sorry my accent veered dangerously close to Foghorn Leghorn territory during the spoken bits. Boy, I said, Boy...
603 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
as far as monkey "entertainment" goes, the "hospitality" committee doesn't ask for any funds whatsoever. though sometimes you WILL find some of them picking nits, gnats, and other pests from several bodily regions, and then eating them, obviously...which I suppose could constitute snacks but these benefits are not illegal. our compliance officer has already looked into it.
603 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
steve, the Pitino/Petrino angle coupled with this song and their "issues" was a brilliant combination on your part. thanks again for asking me to be in on it.
603 days ago.
CRGabe
I'm as big a Louisville fan as there is and I think this is awesome.
603 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
The ones that are prostitutes are the ones that bill you. I mean, a friend told me that...
603 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
If everyone in the room has a colorful butt, how can you tell which ones are the prostitutes?
603 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
I'm hoping to send my kid on a campus visit to Monkey U Rob - do you arrange the hookers or do you have someone who does that for you?
603 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
on behalf of Monkey University, I feel insulted that you would even put them in the same sentence as Louisville, Steve.
603 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Was wondering when someone was gonna lean hard into this Louisville thing, and you guys nailed it. This is great.
604 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
I really like hearing Rob sing "kerfuffle."
604 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Oh and of course Mr. Berg too!!!
604 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Nice job, Steve. I believe this gets on this week....
604 days ago.

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