Blinded by Pyrite

   

A parody of a song by Bruce Springsteen.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 10/26/2015  Released: 10/26/2015  First aired: 10/27/2015
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Lyrics

My quick attempt to keep the Springsteen Skins jingle train going in the bye week - a tale of two halves. Thanks to Rob for giving great feedback on the lyrics.

Redskins fans in the stands booing them with all they had,
No one blamed them at all at the half
In the dumps and getting thumped like Jeb Bush by Trump,
Firing Gruden might be the only salve
Dreaming of bootin Gruden and getting a coach who knew that,
The game is more than half the clock around
Code red must mean play dead, with pink slips shortly ahead -
The season had crashed to the ground
Then they remembered the pretender that Tampa Bay is yeah,
And beat up on these Buccaneers
Dropped the 3rd quarter disorder, and turned into warriors,
Made a necklace from their f***in ears
Kirk Cousins put up two dozen and the stadium was a buzzin,
On the verge of an historic comeback
When Kirk first came out throwing, Tony said that it's not over,
He remembers that he said that

Now we are blinded by pyrite
Caught up like some chumps
With some fool's gold in the bye
Blinded by pyrite
Liz'll break it down and tell us what's right, she's gonna set us all right

Parody of "Blinded by the Light" by Bruce Springsteen

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Just heard this on the podcast. Awesome! Great lyrics and performance.
601 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Great lyrics. Really well done.
602 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
I've been singing this around the office all day.
603 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Way above my pay grade. Awesomeness!!
603 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Liz love continues. Great stuff Jason. Lyrics top notch
604 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Nice! Instant appreciation from Liz on tackling the complexities of this one! #TuesdaysWithLizAndBruceNotMorrie
604 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
They even commented on your complex wordplay and interline rhyme scheme. Mr. Tony, breaking down the jingles since.... this morning. As usual, good job outta you.
604 days ago.
T. Chappell Aldridge in Alexandria
The wordplay is meticulous - and too short! And using Pyrite? Too hip for the room!
604 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
i thought of you today, John, and how barren the site felt without one of your Monday morning jingles. but Jason has given us a Tuesday jingle, and like Brad a couple of weeks ago has also managed to get a nice dig in at the team after a victory.
604 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick
Airtime coming on a Liz Clarke Tuesday!! Nice work all around
604 days ago.

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