Monkey University Fight Song

   

A parody of a song by Notre Dame Marching Band.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 10/22/2015  Released: 10/22/2015  First aired: 10/26/2015
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Lyrics

This is easily the dumbest jingle I have thought of or recorded.

*I forgot to thank Jason, who previewed this nonsense and suggested the idea of paying/not paying monkeys illegal benefits/foodstuffs.



Rally, Order of Primates
Mammals known for their big brains
No academic scandals
Don’t pay players bananas
Rah! Rah! for Monkey University

E’er we shall dress in suits
and other anthropomorphic moves
Famous alums with clout like
Reginald the tout
Stay loyal to our school

Cheer cheer for old Monkey U
Hissing at tourists flinging our poo
Positive reinforcement nigh
Means coconuts will rain down from the sky
What though the odds be small or they great
Over Leopard Tech and Hyena State
260 species strong
Make up the monkey cabal

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robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
we do it for the kids, Murph!
641 days ago.
Murph
Brilliant! My kid, who hates song parodies, laughed out loud.
642 days ago.
Dan from Golden Valley, MN
Laughing and crying in my cube. Just heard this on the podcast.
653 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Great idea and executed perfectly.
661 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
You are on a roll!
664 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
You say responsibility, I say credit. And believe me, I'd love to take some credit for this gem.
667 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
btw, i forgot to add that steve's monkey school dropout song gave me this idea. so he has to take some of the responsibility here.
667 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Incomparable Robert Berg.....!
667 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Amazing idea, and I also totally woulda believed you on "Gipper." (I majored in Dry Cleaning at Leopard Tech, with a minor in Carpet Cleaning.)
667 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
I just can't... it's so.... holy... Flawless.
667 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
i bought it.
668 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
okay, I made it up.
668 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Sidebar: "Gipper" actually means "sleeps with a monkey". I am NOT making this up. Thanks, Google!
668 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
wow, this stuff just pours out extemporaneously all day long, huh?
668 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Luck. As a kid during Rhesus I would Langur over my zoology books, which maromset me up well later in life.
668 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
hampton, how do you have all of these references at your fingertips? You're like the love child of Rainman and Marilu Henner.
668 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Now get out there and win this one for the Grivet! Absolutely hilarious, Rob!
668 days ago.