Wilbon's World (ft. Michelle)

   

A parody of a song by Aladdin.  A Collaboration by Jerry in Annandale, VA & Michelle in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 10/20/2015  Released: 10/21/2015  First aired: 10/23/2015
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Lyrics

Wilbon: I can show you a house
in fact I’ll show you a dozen
each one more grand than the others
and I have one that’s just for shoes

Wilbon: NBA at halftime
See my name on the marquee
It’s right there under Sir Barkley
He’s a real good friend of mine

Wilbon: It’s Wilbon's world
A new Northwestern point of view
and we get loads of snow in Chicago
So DC quit complaining

Women of the world (WOTW): It’s Wilbon's world
If you want suits he’s got a few
Even though they're really nice he’d never wear one twice
That’s the kind of thing that only Littles do
Wilbon: That’s the kind of thing that Littles do

WOTW: Unbelievable ties,
indescribable pocket squares
Move to Scottsdale you’ll love it there
you can go golfing all the time

WOTW: It’s Wilbon’s world
Wilbon: No, I'm never surprised
WOTW: Is that Michael Jordan in your pool?
Wilbon: Yes, we share the same broker

WOTW: Sometimes you fly first class
how do you deal with that?
Chartered flights
are where you’re meant to be

Wilbon: It’s Wilbon's world
WOTW: No, he’s still not surprised
Wilbon: And I’m super modest, too
WOTW: Every column gets better
Together: Like Tony, I have no hair
but I’m debonair
Let me share some fashion tips with you

Wilbon: Wilbon’s world
WOTW: Wilbon's world
Wilbon: That's where I'll be
WOTW: That's where you'll be
Wilbon: A wondrous place
WOTW: you can see from space
Together: That’s all I need

A parody of Aladdin, “A Whole New World"

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clean in East New Market
Michelle should do more songs!
444 days ago.
clean in East New Market
Love it, jus live it lol
444 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
This is so great.
607 days ago.
Kristen in Sioux Falls, SD
I am in awe! Every line is so great, and the singing is unbelievable! Thank you, thank you!
609 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
I know, right? The other day I totally had to swerve the Hindenhampton out of the way of an oncoming dirigible during my commute home from Grover's Mills!
609 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
TK Jingles: Causing car crashes on two continents!
609 days ago.
Ian Semple in Northern Ireland
Crying in laughter listening to this in Traffic in little old Northern Ireland today. Pure Genius.
610 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Agreed. And I think the other guy's name is Jeremy.
613 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Joe's right...Michelle sounds amazing! the other guy is pleasant enough.
613 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Michelle in great voice here! Her partner is okay too...
613 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Tony - "How great is that." Affirmation baby!
613 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
You are such a jeweler, Jerry. Crafting in small spaces the most beautiful work. And this is a Fabergé egg.
614 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Butt of course Jason.
614 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
I agree with Steve about this week being an impressive jingle week. I'd be happy just getting close to 2nd place considering all the great ones posted recently. After all, "Uranus" would make a good #2.
614 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Thanks, everyone. I decided to finish writing this one after coming up w/ the Jordan line. For me, the call & response part about Michael Jordan sharing the same broker is right up there with "playing squash with Charles Barkley" as a classic Wilbon-eqsue name-drop elitist humble brag. Everything about the guy I used to love watching on Redskins Report is captured in those 2 lines
614 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
1.) The jingling over the past 2 day is unimaginably great. 2.) We're all fighting for second place. Okay, maybe Jason fighting you for first place, but tears literally rolling down my cheeks.
614 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
"Is that Michael Jordan in your pool?" is so great. Enjoyed this one on the prodcast. And starting off this week's episode with The Scientist was awesome.
614 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Good job knuckleheads. Great to hear Michelle.
615 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
holy hell is this good...
615 days ago.

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