Throw it in the Wind (Bob Dylan)

   

A parody of a song by Bob Dylan.  Recorded by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Recorded: 10/20/2015  Released: 10/20/2015  First aired: 10/21/2015
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Lyrics

My 50th Jingle! I know Bob and this song have been done but it fit the weeks news...

Lyrics:
How many times will Grant fall down
Before he finishes his route
How many games will Kirk start this year
Before Jays patience runs out
Yes why does the ball look like a duck who’s been shot
And now is fallin from the sky?
The answer my friends, Kirk
Cant throw it in the wind
This QB cant throw it in the wind

And how many times can we call it bad luck
When the defense is runnin the other way
Seems like his situational awareness sucks
Or too many formations from coach Jay
Yes how many more times will Kirk line up
Before someone else gets to play
The excuses my friends are runnin kinda thin
When you QB cant throw it in the wind

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John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
I was soooo glad to hear this in the opening segment! Happy 50th, indeed!
666 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Congrats on #50. Splendid work, too!!
667 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Patrick!!! Whenever you do a jingle that is smack in your wheelhouse, it's just the greatest. Smart and funny, with all the earnest posturing that Mr. Zimmerman is known for. Sounds great, dude.
667 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Thanks! Kj, The last 5-6 months have been filled with lots of long but gratifying days at work and I have not had much creative blood flowing after hours. The show and this group always keeps me smiling, hard to keep up with the brains and pace though, you guys and gals are too smart and prolific!
667 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
bullseye! this is perfect.
667 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
It's always a good day when Patrick posts a jingle but today is extra special. 50th jingle and an excellent one at that!
667 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Great all around, but the harmonica is my fave part!
667 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Man, this sounds really great. Excellent way to hit the gold jingle mark.
667 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Combining football insults with weather forecasting! Perfect for this show! And good, too.
667 days ago.