Socialite (Dynamite) Feat. Judofuse

   

A parody of a song by Taio Cruz.  A Collaboration by Byron in Philadelphia, PA & Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 10/14/2015  Released: 10/14/2015  First aired: 10/15/2015
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Lyrics

Socialite (Dynamite)

I catch a movie after work sometimes
Never make it
To the end though
Might grab some dinner at the Palm tonight
Got a reso
From Jacomo

Booked in advance, vance, vance, vance
It's free for me
Old man's got plans, plans, plans, plans
Without good parking there's no chance chance chance chance
I've got my press pass in my hands, hands, hands, hands

Yeah, yeah
'Cause I'll give anything a try
If it's not far from PTI

The Mazza gallery's packed out tonight
Average age though
Seventy-four
I have a really active social life
If there's parking
And a free show

I just might make it out
Past 9pm tonight
Call Allan Bubes up
He's a socialite

Now the film's not done
But hey that's alright
Ask Ann Hornaday
If my prediction's right

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Perfect!
616 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
This jingle almost redeems this song. That's a tall order. Funny!!
617 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
At first I was thinking "Who the hell is Taio Cruz?" but if you've ever been inside a gym you've heard this song. excellent work on all fronts, gentlemen.
617 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Believe I HAD THAT, too.....
617 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
On air today or tomorrow.....I predict.
617 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Air worthy.
618 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Top notch. Book it for 11:51.
618 days ago.