Aaron Sorkin High (Rocky Mountain High)

   

A parody of a song by John Denver.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 10/04/2015  Released: 10/04/2015  First aired: 10/05/2015
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Lyrics

I wrote this a few weeks ago and just felt like putting it up since he keeps mentioning lunching with Sorkin. This is at the very edge of my range, and the quality of singing is not the greatest. But, this is how I imagine the meal would go:



He is sitting at a table, slobbering every chance he gets
The other man wonders "Who IS this sycophant?"
And the first man says "Hey, Aaron...why don't you write me something smart to say."
Sorkin looks at his watch, wonders how to get away

When Aaron agreed to have lunch, he thought "How bad could it really be?"
Do a favor for a mutual friend of theirs
But it's only been 10 minutes, and he wants to hang himself
"Why would anyone believe YOU'D utter MY soliloquy?"

And Aaron Sorkin wishes he were high
Bombed out on mushrooms, outside of space and time
And he'd literally rather be in the park, watching mimes
Tony Kornheiser will be his downfall
14 years of sobriety is under assault

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Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Just shows their esteem, Rob. S'all good.
628 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
i'm sorry to everyone who feels as though they are being spammed by this song.
628 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
This is fantastic! Fabulous lyrics from start to finish. Bombed out on mushrooms, outside of space and time and watching mimes make me smile the most. Congrats!
630 days ago.
Nick From Tacoma in Tacoma
Robert Berg, your my hero! this is so awesome. The 2 vocal tracks take it over the top!
631 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Cillizza saying it's good is more like the monkey at the typewrite that cranks out Hamlet eventually, because he's only COMPLETELY RIGHT!
631 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
And he'd literally rather be in the park, watching mimes. Top notch!
632 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Incomparable! Very imaginative, too.
632 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
The fact that Cillizza said this was really good tells you everything you need to know about this track. Throw it in the clearance bin with Starship.
632 days ago.
Jeff Hysen in Silver Spring, MD
Putting the "high" in "heiser" where John Denver sang "high" was brilliant.
632 days ago.