Tell Michael There's A Hurricane (Rock You Like A Hurricane)

   

A parody of a song by Scorpions.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 09/30/2015  Released: 09/30/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

This is probably one of the dumbest things I've written.



Kevin's excited, did some old hen
Get her face ripped off by her chimpanzee friend?
No, Joaquin's coming, it's reckoning day
From the Hebrew, meaning "Lifted by Yahweh"
It's a biblical storm, we're all gonna die
This fearcast is sponsored by REI
There's no way that you are playing 18
Unless a cyclone somehow Gillooly's Joaquin

Call Michael and
Tell him there's a Hurricane (Run for your life, Michael!)
Cantori is
Staring down the Hurricane (You better not underperform, Hurricane!)

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Jerry in Annandale, VA
Merging hurrican jokes w/ having to tell Michael about weather is wonderful!
629 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
It's probably a bad thing that I can't remember important information but I knew exactly who Gilooly was without a second thought. Oh and the jingle is dumb but aren't they all? Dumb but a whole lot of fun. This one's no exception. Nice job!
630 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
You don't often hear Gilooly as a verb in a tune. A nice complement to Courtney taking 3.5. Wordmeister Berg!
636 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Excllent! I started writing the chorus "Here it is - Joaquin is a hurricane!, Kevin is - mispronouncing Hurrincane But I had nothing for my verse. Yours is fantastic .
636 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
Dumb? Maybe. Funny? Yes!
636 days ago.