Dead Man Coaching (Dead Man's Party)


A parody of a song by Oingo Boingo.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 09/27/2015  Released: 09/27/2015  First aired: unaired
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yeah, I recycled the Gruden Effect joke from my Nirvana jingle.

Waiting for an invitation to arrive
to Scott McCloughan’s office, or a tweet from his wife
Waiting for an invitation to arrive
To Thanksgiving dinner with the Griffins and Snyders
How exactly did Jay get this job?
Did he win a contest or is he using blackmail?
One thing for certain The Gruden Effect
Doesn’t appear to be genetic

I was struck by something watching Thursday’s game
Trying to keep Phil Simms from driving me insane
Jay’s a dead man coaching, he’s only got 5 wins
But what do you expect when you claim your best QB is Kirk Cousins?
He’s throws picks like Trump chucks hats to half-wits
You can’t run the ball down 23

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
This is so strong, Rob. The Gruden Effect doesn't appear to be genetic...great line.
683 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Vitamin String Quartet did an album of 80s/90s covers. i mostly used this version because i couldn't find any karaoke track without BGVs, but i do really like the effect of it.
690 days ago.
Mark L
Here I was expecting to hear it was the Turtle Island Quartet only to find it's a 30 year old new wave/punk song arranged for string quartet. Brilliant!
690 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Mark L here is a link to the original:
690 days ago.
Mark L in Dunn Loring
Love this! What is the Music?
690 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Love the Ellenor Rigby style arrangement. Well done. Hate Simms too.
691 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
I watched the first quarter and then gave up. I do sometimes watch games on mute if there is good reason.
691 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Giggled at this one around 7am this morning....Almost woke my daughter.
691 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
I watched it because of fantasy implications... and it was awful. Had Matt Jones in and was going against Eli this week.
691 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
i loathe the sound of Phil Simms's voice. i don't watch thursday games unless the taters are playing, and then only for research, obviously.
691 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
This is nicely done. Phil Simms being the #1 option for CBS must make Collinsworth laugh himself to sleep on a pile of money every night.
691 days ago.

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