OK I get that he is the Pope

   

A parody of a song by Macy Gray.  Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 09/23/2015  Released: 09/25/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Big thanks to John Fitzpatrick for rescuing me from going down an unintentional dark path lyrically with this one and guiding me back to a safe place :)

What in God's name's happenin' here?
Why aren't my roads clear?
Where will I park?
I heard he's playing 9 at St. Andrews
And talking to the Congress too
Is that a Fiat?
I gotta drive to my Emmy-winning show
So traffic must flow in my favor!

OK I get that he is the Pope.
But he’s blocking my streets and my parking
I mean, I play golf with POTUS
How could the Vatican not know this.
Why can’t I meet the Pope,
Couldn’t Barack send a car over...?

*A parody of Macy Gray's "I Try"

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Man I love this song too! Great job Kj!!
686 days ago.
Francis from Argentina
My hand to God, I was certain this would air today.
688 days ago.
ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY
BRILLIANT.
688 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Very nice. I have also been curious about the dark version of this one ever since you mentioned it. :)
688 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
would have loved to hear that darker path too but this version is a home run.
689 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
So sly and funny! Glad you went through with it, KJ.
690 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
The is great, love the inclusion of the 9 at St. Andrews, funny moment on the show
690 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Yes!! On your Monday morning menu!
691 days ago.