Last Friday's Show (Last Friday Night)

   

A parody of a song by Katy Perry.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 09/23/2015  Released: 09/23/2015  First aired: 09/29/2015
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I started working on this on the flight overseas 5 days ago and finally finished it today. It didn't quite turn out how I wanted it to, but it's okay I think, Probably has no chance of airing because of the stabbiness and...well, the Courtney innuendo.



There’s a Honda in his lane
Light is green but they’re constrained
Tony wants this lady dead
Death Star Radio ahead
Knew she wouldn’t make the light
Probably does this every time
Her daily commute to work
She should be stabbed by cocktail forks

If it was Nigel there
He’d block her and blare his horn, and make
60 seconds feel like
140 years. Damn…

Last Friday’s Show
Courtney wagered a lap dance
And she took 3.5
Usually takes more than that

Last Friday’s Show
Hornaday came back from TiFF
You don’t pronounce the second F
She didn’t like the Bulger script

Last Friday’s Show
Tony dropped a grand on jeans
And he unfortunately
Looks like Romney in the things

Last Friday’s Show
Gary joked about a door
Tony twice did not absorb the metaphor

This Friday’s Show, isn’t on again
Tony’s going to his Pleistocene reunion

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Brian in West Plains, Mo
A month later and I still find myself coming back to listen to this one. The Incomparable Robert Berg!
667 days ago.
David
"Usually takes more than that" - I laughed so hard. You could even say I hardcore LOL'd.
689 days ago.
WFSoPas
perfection! and the courtney references were beautifully subtle.
690 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
You are on quite the roll, brahhh....!!!
691 days ago.
jarad2112 in Washington, DC
This is one PHENOMENAL jingle! Congrats!
691 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
I'm still a few days behind on the podcast but evidently now I don't have to listen at all. Just go to TK Jingles for show recaps.
694 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Great concept to do a whole show day as a topic. I like how it is a just-in-time jingle and an evergreen jingle at the same time, since this sounds like pretty much every Friday show.
695 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Agreed - super funny AND I see nothing that keeps it from airing. Laughed the whole way through!
695 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
In honor of Yogi: When you see a fork, stab someone with it. And I don't see where this is any more over the line than stuff Gary already says on air, so I can totally see them playing this one today. Super funny.
696 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
don't tell anyone, Brad, but it is the first F that's silent. i needed that extra syllable so i switched it.
696 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
I thought the first F was silent. You doubled-down on the Gary entendre with Courtney's 3.5. Hysterical.
696 days ago.
Anonymous Little
Joke after joke after joke - this just KILLS!
696 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
jason/KJ, i was hellbent on getting those cocktail forks back into another jingle.
697 days ago.