The Ballad of Ann Hornaday


A parody of a song by Bill Withers.  A Collaboration by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles & debstomkat in New Haven, CT
Recorded: 09/23/2015  Released: 09/23/2015  First aired: unaired
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From the Ideas page, by debstomkat. Kj originally did a great job on this song a while back - followed by a cool collaboration from Ron Moretti. Still, I liked the idea for this and love the song so I went with an acoustic arrangement for the triple play...

Is she at Sundance? I don't know
Could she be in Cannes today?
Is she at Sundance? I don't know
And is that in Colorado?
Where is she, Ann Hornaday?

Is she with Mark Ruffalo?
"He's a doll!" I've heard her say
Or maybe she's in Toronto
That's TIFF (for those who point out what they know)
Where is she, Ann Hornaday?
Well, I know she's not at the O.P.
'Cause she's not yet 90

Parody of "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers

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robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
what they said, plus one.
691 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
Really like the acoustic choice. Well done.
692 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
You can never get enough of this song especially when it's one of your arrangements! Awesome job!
692 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Great performance! and the line "for those who point out what they know" is so sneaky funny! Bravo to you and debstomkat, both!
694 days ago.

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