He's Not 36 Pants Size


A parody of a song by Kim Carnes.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 09/17/2015  Released: 09/17/2015  First aired: unaired
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Had this title/song idea for a while, but wasn't until recently that I decided to attempt something this ridiculous in terms of production. And big thanks to KJ and Rob for previewing this one audibly and lyrically, respectively... ly.

His books have made him gold, and he knows Bob Knight
He writes for young adults, but he's not 36 pants size
To get him on your show, you'll have to pay the price
You'd think he's made out of dough, he's not 36 pants size

Not being mean here, but have you seen him?
He's size 40 at Old Navy even.
His reflux, is because of
His belt being tightened by tow trucks
He's On the Brink, but not like how you think
Into size 40s he just might sneak
I think he likes Duke, and some Wooden dude
He can talk Army football until you puke
Don't you know, really, what he's trying to disguise...
He's not 36 pants size

Parody of "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes

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Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Jason, you're precocious, and you know just what it takes to make a pro blush. Has anyone seen my ass? It fell off some time ago and I can't find it...
659 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
How'd I miss THIS one! Ridiculous. And just right.
660 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
god, this is so funny. somehow this becomes funnier every time i listen to it. that shouldn't be possible.
661 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Wow. You REALLY took it to the next level here. Wow.
675 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Great pitch shift. Crazy funny lyrics, chalk up another bad 80's Classic.
676 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Welcome to the Anonymous Little Club... where we are all... well, anonymous littles - so it's not really any different than usual I guess.
676 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
I've obviously not mastered the art of commenting...
676 days ago.
Anonymous Little
You've mastered the art of autotuning for sure. That said, I really like the phrasing/rhyming in here. Best line: "He's On the Brink, but not like how you think"
676 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
i need you to make me a setting so I can sound like Prince.
676 days ago.

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