Time (wasted)

   

A parody of a song by Pink Floyd.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 09/11/2015  Released: 09/11/2015  First aired: unaired
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Although this jingle may seem to say otherwise, I did actually enjoy the segment with Tony, Jeanne, and Howard discussing summer vacations in unnecessary detail, including Tony discovering the term "click-bait." Which made me think, that segment was sorta the opposite of click-bait... And speaking of unnecessary wastes of time, I added a superfluous ending to this jingle.

Listing away the moments that made up your vacation days
Does that have a name? Well, what's the opposite of click-bait?
Did you forget, video doesn't play over the radio?
Narrating over ocean sounds - Yeah, you're not quite Yeats
Jeanne's feet sitting in the sunshine. Did she call Michael to say there's no rain?
None of you are all that young guys, The Wheel of slides -one step away
I almost drove into a bus, I should have been more like Thoreau
And then you announce at the end, of course, "This was a great show!"

Parody of "Time" by Pink Floyd

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
I'm with Aaron and Rob...next level stuff here.
678 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
I just figured the stuff at the end was a meta way of putting out more than the necessary information - and thus was an example within the jingle of wasting time via extraneous guitar playing. And it's Pink Floyd... so it's hard to pass up. :)
680 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
jesus...are you doing all of this? oh man...this is just...exquisite. you're playing a different game than the rest of us.
680 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Thanks!
681 days ago.
Aaron in WV
Nice acoustic version...
682 days ago.

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