Careless Chipshot (Careless Whisper)

   

A parody of a song by Wham!.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 09/10/2015  Released: 09/10/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Tony drove it pure
Didn’t hear the lawyer yell “FORE!”
Arch was struck and nearly dead
Imprinted Titleist on his head
Took him to Suburban though
Sibley is the place to go

Arch is never gonna golf again
Even if Kornheiser’s with ‘em
Though there are ways to defend
An errant shot or two

Should've seen the knot form on Arch’s head
Fabulous curses he delivered
When Arch decides to golf again
With a helmet on and an app for working blue

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
I've had this song in my queue forever but would have never come up with anything this good. Well done, Steve!
671 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Very nice! As rob said, the title is great. I'm happy to see the terrible 80s song thing perpetuate.
678 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Rob I was was influenced by you when I was writing this jingle, You tend to include the inside show details that only the Littles understand. Thanks for being my "muse" on this one.
679 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
so funny! and a GREAT title and concept.
679 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Hilarious!!
679 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
I am fond of things errant. Very good.
679 days ago.
Kyle H. in Merced, CA
Will this also be on the Arch Campell cursing app?
679 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Down goes Arch! Down goes Arch!
679 days ago.

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