Kirk Cousins (Glass Onion)


A parody of a song by The Beatles.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 08/31/2015  Released: 08/31/2015  First aired: unaired
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I told you ‘bout Fed Ex Field
Ya know the place where all dysfunction is real
Well, here's some more gobbledygook
Another one for the books

Sortin’ through the off-season madness
Robert's named the started but then
Ended up with Kirk Cousins

I told you 'bout this RG 3, man
He’s the best as far as he can see, man
Well, here's another clue to rework
The quarterback’s Kirk

Never had open competition
Picked up Robert’s huge option
Yet the quarterback is Kirk Cousins

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
The quarterback is Kirk Cousins

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Genius Of Love in Alexandria
Hope this one airs ...
658 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Good job on this one. Sadly, at this point I think Ham Sandwhich has more trade value due to his cap hit being only about $5.
659 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Well done and a classic quick turn as always!
659 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
dude, the Lennon-style vocals are working! glad to have you back with us.
659 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Gobbledygook....Lmao. Nice!
659 days ago.

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