In Da Club


A parody of a song by 50 Cent.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 08/18/2015  Released: 08/18/2015  First aired: 09/01/2015
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Based on the idea floated by Tony that he thinks of his show as a club.

Go go go go go go
Go Tony
Name The Rascals
Like it's 1970 you can name The Rascals
Their names never change so you can name The Rascals
I'm not sure what it proves to us that you can name The Rascals

The fact I know you know this puts me in the club
You crush your enemies and you're gettin' free grub
You're at a right angle when you're layin' in the tub
I'm tracking the minutia your life's comprised of

Gettin' ready for a flight taking anxiolytic drugs
Listening to relaxation tracks through your ear buds
Junior's 36 pants are fitting kinda snug
Swiss cheese with lots of holes is tastier than none

I download the podcast it's 12:15
From a digital clubhouse on 980
There's a litany of passwords and secret handshakes
It's epic and classic a veritable Werthquake

Left left right, right right left
Driving on Connecticut a tricycle up ahead
Going 15 miles an hour during morning commute
Pull around and give him the Mister Tony salute

How much can he bench press? It's hard to say
When he's doing bicep curls with 8-pound weights
His son Michael is a golfer handicap is a 2
And he can tell you why Yossarian's a rational dude

He buys a shirt at Lord and Taylor then he's taking it back
We send in Cracked Pepper Triscuits, you can rack that snack
He goes back to Lord and Taylor and he shuffles around
With a coupon in his fist, consternation on his brow

The fact I know all this puts me in the club
You're losing red bocce balls underneath the shrubs
Your nightly nemesis is rooting for the Cubs
The Purple Line is bisecting your country club

You're scaring Anna Kendrick then feeling kinda snubbed
Gilbert dropped a deuce and Baltch's shoes need scrubbed
You're sending Barry Manilow onstage in a huff
Burning Neresetti to the ground, a labor of love.

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Listened to this again tonight. I still cannot believe your brilliance.
146 days ago.
Kevin from Toronto
This song is actually incredible... I'm so impressed!
598 days ago.
Mike in Muskoka
One of my favorites...
654 days ago.
Scott F.
"Gilbert dropped a deuce and Baltch's shoes need scrubbed" - BRILLIANT!
715 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Sheer brilliance - lyrics, performance, everything. Right on man
715 days ago.
Kyle H. in Merced, CA
I think the fact that they play a rap song Tony's unfamiliar with shows how excellent this is. Love it.
715 days ago.
simply. the. best! Bravo
716 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
From half-assed fledgling idea to featured prodcast tune to overnight sensation & #1 jingle of the week!!
716 days ago.
Rick Sharp
Rob in Pittsburgh: HERO
716 days ago.
Jeannie B
Awesome, just awesome!
716 days ago.
Matt Wein in Pittsburgh
Welcome back, indeed!
716 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Show #1 love!!!! Top notch.
716 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
much appreciated, guys. I've been listening to This Podcast Stinks starting from September 2013 and it's amazing to re-listen to the evolution of the jingles. I just heard KJ do an Edith Bunker impersonation which was AWESOME. the jump in creativity just from September to November is stunning to me.
727 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Rob, BRAVO. Just BRAVO!!!!
727 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
So good that it has already been referenced in another rap jingle! :)
727 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Freakin' genius! Love this, Rob!
727 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
I heard this on the podcast and am just agape at how good it is. Bravo, Maestro Berg!
729 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
"Anxiolytic" is a word you don't often hear in a tune. Fantastic!! If you just listen to this one you can skip, like, two years of podcasting and be caught right up. It's a real time-saver.
729 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
someone had to do it. millions of people he didn't even know were trying to kill him!
730 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
1550 jingles and the first Yossarian shout out! You, sir, have jammed so much fun in this one, it's terrific!
730 days ago.

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