Pontoon Boat (The Love Boat)

   

A parody of a song by Jack Jones.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 07/27/2015  Released: 07/27/2015  First aired: 11/08/2016
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Lyrics

This one was used a couple of years ago but I thought I'd take it in a new direction (that's a nautical pun...kind of). I gotta stay limber or I'll completely forget how to do this in September.


Jazz: fushion, bebop, or modes
A celebration of, all those unplayed notes
and people of the bike, in their Peloton vests
Would you mind stepping inside? My 10-speed's getting wet

Pontoon Boat, soon will be Caribbean bound
Pontoon Boat, are any more hurricans hanging 'round?

Grab that chick in the Volvo
"Nice spot, huh?!" and Obenshein too

These dopes, won't bother us anymore
Those gale force winds will send them to the ocean floor
We'd love
if they were
unceremoniously
disposed of

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joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Ummm, I guess I now am "anonymous".....
687 days ago.
Anonymous Little
Can't believe I have never commented on how genius this is. There, took care of that.
687 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Not to mention...isn't this another 70's TV theme? Nice one, Rob!
743 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Was worth listening just for the very first word alone.
745 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
this one is going back in the oven today. just isn't done yet.
751 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
i probably could have spent a little more time polishing the lyrics, but it's July and 88 outside so I thought "the hell with it."
752 days ago.