In the Air Tonight

   

A parody of a song by Phil Collins.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 07/20/2015  Released: 07/20/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Drum... Fill...

Jordan Spieth is losing all his hair, alright - but hold on
The PGA better just hide it's kids and it's wife - cause it's on
Cause Jordan Spieth just lost at the Open tonight - now it's on, it's on

Well he is so good at the golfing
A certain pattern on his pate
So many men would kill to be him
Hair cuts for made cuts they would trade
Well, he is great and he won 2 straight
See the hook is we slice up what we like
Yeah his hair may be thin
But we love, so we kid
And his forehead is on the high side

Jordan Spieth is losing all his hair, alright - but he 's won
We haven't seen this since a pre-pancake house Tiger - and he's done
Jordan Spieth may have lost at the Open tonight - but don't worry
Cause now he's climbing up the leaderboard of life - number 1, number 1

He's a contender, he's a contender to win it
Every time he's on the course
Still his hairline, gets headlines... is this still sports?
But his hair is not the reason we're there when he tees it up
To some it's an Albatross
A hole 3 under par
A Double Eagle it's called
But both are American and bald

Jordan Spieth is losing all his hair, alright - but he 's won
And it's been years since we've had this, like 75 - Bobby Jones
Jordan Spieth is losing all his hair, that's right - but he's won
Now he's climbing up the leaderboard of life - number 1

Jordan Spieth is losing all his hair, that's right - but he's won
And we've been waiting for this moment, for all our lives - except for Tony, he's old
Jordan Spieth is losing all his hair, that's right - he's won, he's won, he's won
Now he's climbing up the leaderboard of life- he's won, number 1

Parody of "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins

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rob in Pittsburgh, PA
2nd round; the usual suspects. Johnson, Spieth, Day. although I think it would be my turn anyway, but just in case you had something teed up and ready to go...
734 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
So good.
759 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Do it Kj - it's a fun one to sing... almost like from a musical it's so dramatic. Same goes for some of that Whitesnake stuff in the 80s. I listened to a 1987 Whitesnake cassette so much that the tape eventually warped... Those songs are quite ridiculous looking back at them now, but I still like them and it would certainly be fun to do. The bridge in Still of the Night has a lot in common with parts of this song.
759 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
So this is one of my favorite songs. It's been on my "to-do" list since I started the jingling but just never had a good angle. I would have never come up with this one. So great, awesome performance and mixing! I can't promise I won't still do this song though ;)
759 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
i agree with all of Joe's points. have you considered a Whitesnake parody?
759 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Little bit of David Coverdale vocal stylin' in the last verse too.....
759 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Maybe the next to go viral. Great stuff!! This makes the show tomorrow. Oh, wait....."Both are American and bald"...ROFL!!!
759 days ago.