Losing All Your Hair - Unplugged...

   

A parody of a song by Bon Jovi.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 06/21/2015  Released: 06/22/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

An acoustic version of a parody song for another Jordan Spieth major - with mostly new lyrics. Also - I cannot overstate how cool it was to a kid in 1989 when Jon Bon Jovi and Ritchie Sambora did their acoustic thing at the MTV video music awards... and essentially created the show Unplugged on the spot.

Tony loves to talk about hair
Now he's holding on to every last strand
That's there - though it's mostly glare

Tony says to Jordan
Hold on, to the hair you've got
You might not be Mel Kiper - but your hair line I won't mock
You're a better golfer than Fowler, Day, Johnson or Scott
And Hey - at least your girl is not with JJ Watt.

Woah, You're halfway there
Woah, losing all your hair
You got another major, so you really shouldn't care
Woah - losing all your hair

Parody of "Living on a Prayer" acoustic version by Bon Jovi.

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Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
My first thought was that this version was recommending hair plugs, or maybe that Spieth avoid hair plugs and remain un . . . well.
726 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Very nice, Jason. I totally remember that acoustic performance in 1989.
727 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Excellent. As a bald man I relate, too.
728 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
even better than the first one, and that one was REALLY funny! love your invoking kiper. mostly glare, jj watt...fantastic stuff.
731 days ago.

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