Florida

   

A parody of a song by Van Morrison.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 06/16/2015  Released: 06/16/2015  First aired: 06/17/2015
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Lyrics

No offense intended to my neighbors the next state down. :) My wife was born there. I have family that lives there... Wait, my life is making a lot more sense all of a sudden.

When you hear a story so crazy
You know - with flakka, gators or clowns
Chance is 3 out of 4
There's one place it went down

Well, it always comes out of there
Comedy so Divine
Makes sense if you've been, yeah
But even Dante couldn't write it

And it's the state of F L O R I-I-I-I-I
F L O R I D A - Florida
F L O R I D A - Florida
Florida Man's going wild! Florida
Woodworking dogwood style! Florida
Ow ow ow ow ow ow... splinters

Parody of Gloria by THEM (Featuring Van Morrison)

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
So, so good. Splinters:)
760 days ago.
Anita
And just in case I forgot I was in Florida I saw a guy yesterday with the state tattooed on his face. Great tune.
763 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Fantastic as usual, Jason.
768 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
BOOM! As I said earlier.....
768 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
I figured it was about time I actually wrote something myself - before I forget how. You guys with the other tree songs absolutely killed it - all 3 of those beat this, and all came same day! I love it.
768 days ago.
Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
This is great... especially considering the recent discussion of "Gloria" on the show. Possibly when Dave Barry was a guest. I can't remember. Great stuff!
768 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Snort. Such a great performance!
769 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
you went in a different direction than I did. and Joe's right.
769 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Love it!!! You are intent on RULING the airwaves these days I see.....
769 days ago.