Grumpy Forever


A parody of a song by The Turtles.  Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 06/13/2015  Released: 06/16/2015  First aired: 07/01/2015
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Imagine being you, I do
I'd boil some eggs and toast a steak, that's what I'd do
I'd check my trashcans late at night
and close them tight, I'm grumpy forever

If I should drive downtown, and see a show
I'd watch it to the halfway point, and then I'd go
Imagine my bright orange head, where no hair grows
I'm grumpy forever.....

I can't see me flying somewhere on a plane, if I'm not high
Bay Bridge crossing always gives me strong chest pains, and makes me cry

Imagine being you, I sometimes do
I'd kvetch about my drive to work, you always do
I'd never carry credit cards, I'd hate Raju
I'm grumpy forever

I can't see me ever surprising Wilbon, on PTI
Someone help me lower this god damn phone bill, what is WIFI ????

By Joe Aro
Parody of "Happy Together" by The Turtles

Related Jingles

Scrappy Together by John Fitzpatrick
I'm Up In My JetPack Now by joeythejammer
Kevin's Grisly Newscast (COUNTRY ROADS) by joeythejammer
Happy Together by Brad Weiss
Maybe I'm Amazed by Jerry

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
A fabulous summation of his eternal grumpiness!
785 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
first of all, this is a perfect summation song. second, lots of great lines but the phone bill thing killed me. third, without jingles I might have forgotten how much he wanted to throttle someone over the passcode situation. songs like this have many valuable layers.
794 days ago.
Greg Smallwood in Waynesville, OH
This is going to be in my head all day ... excellent.
794 days ago.
Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
"Boil some eggs and toast a steak" is a fantastic internal rhyme. Great work as always, Joe!
794 days ago.
Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
This is really great.
794 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Funny, packed with a variety of show details, and great performance!
794 days ago.