Golden Bridge (Golden Years)

   

A parody of a song by David Bowie.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 06/10/2015  Released: 06/10/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Golden bridge, gold, what, what, what?
Golden bridge, gold, what, what, what?
Golden bridge, gold, what, what, what?

This guy’s afraid that life's
taking Michelle away,
Idiot
Finds a fortune teller
Gives her cash, diamonds and watches to finally get Michelle
If you wanna lure her spirits to another realm

It's 700 hundred thousand dollars, give or take a smidge
They ain't gonna stop him building a golden bridge

Golden bridge, gold, what, what, what?
(Can’t find a time machine)
Golden bridge, gold, what, what, what?
(All his money picked clean)
Golden bridge, gold, what, what, what?
(Reincarnation)
Golden bridge, gold, what, what, what?
(Abomination)
Golden bridge, gold, what, what, what?
(Idiot)

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
This story was insane. I can see why there are so many jingles about it. Nice job on this one and the previous one.
727 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
exquisite execution. LOVE the vocals on this one. and I didn't know this was a bowie tune. I need to do some music excavation this summer to prep for Labor Day.
742 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
This is the second half an unusual two-fer "Laundry" song. I was so inspired by the fortune teller story that I penned 2 songs. Rob Berg egged me on to record them both and I'm glad I did. I didn't sleep much last night.
742 days ago.

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