The Psychic Song (The Devil Went Down To Georgia)

   

A parody of a song by The Charlie Daniels Band.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 06/09/2015  Released: 06/10/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Priscilla Delmaro hung up a shingle
she was looking for an easy mark
some imbecile with a lot of cash
who couldn't see a clear canard
in walked the perfect specimen
he worked for a marketing firm
with several hundred thousand in the bank
and a heart that desperately yearned
she said "you know what your problem is?
there's a poltergeist following you
what I'd recommend is a simple cleanse
of hemp milk and kale juice
but on second thought this evil's hot
and if I'm gonna lend a hand
I need a big fat sparkling rock on my finger
that's something a demon can't stand"

the man said "I might have bad judgment
but what you're saying makes total sense
so I'll write that check surely I won't regret
all the counterevidence"

marketing guy you're in good hands with Priscilla at the helm
'cause spirits get confused by precious metals in the other realm
and Michelle is worth most any price, this demon she'll cajole
as it ambles over an 80-mile bridge of gold

well Priscilla claimed "I'm sad to say
our structure came up short
but another 10 miles and a bit guile
and maybe he'll comport
but we also have a couple other options
that could turn the tide
a faux funeral or a time machine proxy
could save your future bride"

when Priscilla finished pitching him
the marketing guy quietly said
I just checked her Facebook page
and it seems Michelle is dead

she said "don't hang your head, marketing guy
her body may be cold but her soul's alive
another twenty grand and we can raise the dead
and put Michelle in another woman's body instead"

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Happy Birthday, Courtney (Pour Some Sugar on Me) by robert berg
In Spite of Himself feat. Kj Ohnstad (John Prine and Iris Dement) by Patrick Moffett

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Fantastic, Rob. I still don't know if I believe the story but I believe in this jingle!
732 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Just WOW. That is all.....
741 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
This tune epitomizes why the site is not called "TK Mailbag Jingles." Loosely related to Tony's show, having nothing to do w/ mail, but something all fans of the show can enjoy. Great job!
747 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Kale juice!! And that's only a tiny fraction of what is unbelievably fantastic about this one. The idiocy of this medium's client is unfathomable, but I am grateful to him, because he made this jingle possible. Everybody, you just have to listen!
747 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
dude, you have to hear it to believe it. and, of course, i still find it very difficult to think someone could be this stupid.
747 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
First, this is great. Second, again what in the world is this story. Third, Rob always killing the spoken word parts. Fourth, just wow... and lastly - I love John's idea of getting news exclusively from jingles - there should be some sort of streaming channel on the Internet that is dedicated to playing nothing but songs written to relay the top silly news stories of the day. Edutainment at it's best.
747 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
brilliant as usual and so quick! I really wish there was a news outlet or something that could use all these songs as part of their coverage of the story...
747 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
i had a 30 second fiddle lead...had to come up with a workaround
747 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
The spoken part. Oh, the spoken part that brings together Tony's obsession with Hastert's money withdrawals and this crazed story. Comedy Gold. 90 miles of comedy gold.
747 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
sorry, i could not come up with a decent title.
747 days ago.