Alaskan Woman (Feat. Judofuse)

   

A parody of a song by Neil Diamond.  A Collaboration by Byron in Philadelphia, PA & Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 06/09/2015  Released: 06/09/2015  First aired: 06/10/2015
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Lyrics

To the Tune of "Kentucky Woman" by Neil Diamond

Alaskan woman
She been stuck inside with no light
Comes from a land
That is trapped in perpetual night
And she's hungry, God knows, she's hungry

Alaskan woman
If you take her to eat,
That meal won't be cheap
Alaskan woman

Well, look she just ordered a steak
That's the size of her head
A big bowl of soup and on top
Three or four loaves of bread
And she loves steak,
God knows, she loves cake

Alaskan woman
How 'bout some desert,
Aw what could it hurt?
Alaskan woman

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judofuse in Atlanta
I heard it and for about 3 seconds I was like - Why is this music intro so familiar to me?
610 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Ha, rob, it's funny how often that happens on the show. They could have subtly just started playing this & then moved on w/o acknowledging it
611 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
god knows she's hungry. it was so disappointing to hear the actual song on the show today. i instantly wanted them to play this one instead.
611 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Ditto mrlip!!!
738 days ago.
Madison from Alaska
I'm crying right now, this is hilarious. I can't believe that I'm inadvertently famous and for the best reasons too.
742 days ago.
Anita from Alaska
WTF?
744 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
How the hell my name got dragged into this, I'll never know. I haven't sent the show a jingle in like two weeks. Great job by "Brian Cotter" and Jason, though! Love the lyrics, and am crazy for the Neil impersonation.
744 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
"Give 'em light, let 'em eat" - T. Kornheiser
744 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
oh wow....okay, let's unpack this: hilarious, great writing, jason sounds a LOT like neil in some parts, fantastic vocals...you guys both nailed it.
744 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Thanks! Byron's lyrics consistently make me laugh as I'm trying to record them. (I also love steak and cake.)
744 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Wow...nice job, gents!
745 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
Thanks both - Jason totally nailed this one!
745 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
I was expecting the Guess Who before I saw the lyrics - this is sooooo much better!
745 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Slow clap. Friggin' great.
745 days ago.