200 Dollars (The Andy Polley Song)

   

A parody of a song by The Proclaimers.  Recorded by Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
Recorded: 06/01/2015  Released: 06/01/2015  First aired: 06/16/2015
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Lyrics

A tribute to Andy Polley and his rules of fashion! This song features my version of a Scottish accent, and I know that impersonating a native of the UK is far beneath the ethics of The Tony Kornheiser Show. So please forgive me in advance.

200 Dollars (The Andy Poley Song)

When he wakes up… well you know he’s gonna wear
A Redskins polo shirt that he got for free
And when he goes out… well you know he’s gonna wear
A Maryland jacket that he also got for free
And when he’s workin’... well you know he’s gonna ask
If there are sponsor shirts that he can have for free
And when he goes home… well you know he’s gonna wear
Pajamas that he bought in 2003

And he will spend 200 dollars
And he won’t spend one penny more
Just to be the man who spent 200 dollars
On clothing for a year

Andy Poley! Andy Poley! Andy Poley! Andy Poley!
Andy Poley Poley we sa-lu-ute you…
Spending less on! Spending less on! All your clothing! All your clothing!
Than Wilbon spends on a single shoe

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Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
$200 (The Andy Polley Song) is grossly underseeded. Can we stop talking about Dylan Rhys as a mid-major? It's nothing but East Coast bias; you try getting the Power Jinglers to come to your gym and see how your schedule looks.
57 days ago.
Ron Council
The "Andy Poley!" chorus broke the old TK Jingle laugh out loud record for me.
722 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
Hampton, nobody pays retail anymore...and there is no way in hell Andy does unless he has a coupon.
736 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
If the shoe fits, he paid retail.
736 days ago.
NorthPotomacNats in North Potomac
Nailed it...love Andy, but if the shoe fits.....
736 days ago.
Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
Thanks for the encouragement, guys! It took a while to get this one aired, but it happened. (Although contrary to Tony's conjecture, I'm not the Dylan who got wished a happy 25th birthday by his girlfriend.)
737 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Excellent! Loved the on air reactions.
737 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Just did the same thing Rob!
737 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
I downloaded the podcast, went straight to the mailbag, and listened to this 7 times. then I wiped my eyes with a tissue and started hour 1. I think Gary might have been crying too.
737 days ago.
Matt
Andy Polly!!
737 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
At long last.
737 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
YES!!!
737 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Justice, Dylan. Justice.
737 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Nigel went to bat for you again on air and... BOOM!
737 days ago.
Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
Thanks for the encouragement, guys. Re-submitted yesterday. Nothing. Maybe it'll air when Andy sits in...
738 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
no harm in a gentle reminder and a resubmission.
739 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
Dylan, you gotta resubmit this before the season is over. tell "Nigel" we suggested it if you feel like you're imposing on him.
739 days ago.
Glen
How has this not aired?
742 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Yeah, this definitely needs to air. So good!
744 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Wonderful. Just so great.
748 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
this is one of my favorites from the 14-15 season. I sure hope they end up playing it so the entire LIttles Nation gets to hear it.
749 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Nigel said he'd planned to play this song and Tony said something to the effect that "Andy Polley isn't here today" and called for a song about Cillizza, who was, in fact, in the studio.
749 days ago.
Freddy
Wait, what? Tony vetoed this masterpiece? Why? What did he say?
749 days ago.
Jolene in Grand Island, NE
Love that last line!!!
751 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Great job. So close to the air... Nigel was all in when Mr. Tony brought out the veto stamp.
751 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Awesome job!
751 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Wonderful!
751 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Man, lyrics are really great. Your accent work is very similar to mine, so I love it. :)
752 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
this is absolutely brilliant!
752 days ago.