The Amount You Like (How to Save a Life)

   

A parody of a song by The Fray.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 05/30/2015  Released: 05/30/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Step one you somehow make a million bucks
yodeling on air about your trash and stuff
Step two place an ad on the craigslist machine
an online back alley from what I can glean
Step three you take the money out of your account
a few thousand a day for eleven months
sure’s a tedious way to go but then
you don’t answer some pretty invasive questions

then you give the dough to individual A
that’s not how you killed foes in the Gilded Age
when Satchmo was a little tyke
in that America you withdrew the amount you liked

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
You guys are not alone. In fact, I've had that exact same Madonna refrain in my head numerous times over the last two years. And many, many others.
748 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
if my math is correct, and keep in mind i was an english writing major, brad is averaging one jingle every four days for almost two years. that is undeniably malignant.
757 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
I've been doing this since Sept 2013; you guys only have the benign form of the pathology. Just wait . . .
757 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
"Hornaday... all-films-are-great" (This is my way of agreeing with you 100%)
757 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
I swear I woke up in the middle of a dream with Madonna singing "Hornaday...celebrate..." what is wrong with me? this summer break can't come soon enough.
757 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
What a hoot. And what a story. . .
757 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
I'd be set if I could figure out that elusive step one. This is great, and I expect we'll hear this on Monday.
757 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
Everybody Nowjingle!!!
758 days ago.

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