50 Ways to Hallelujah


A parody of a song by Leonard Cohen.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 05/25/2015  Released: 05/28/2015  First aired: unaired
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Ever since Brad did the incredible "50 Ways to Write a Jingle" mash-up I've wanted to do something like this, and today it just all suddenly happened out of the blue. So here's my contribution to both the Hallelujah and 50 Ways sagas. (It's harder than I imagined to rhyme song terms with people's names, but I sorta got through most of it before adding a couple easy random names in. I'm sure I missed some great ones, but this one was fun so I'm always glad to do another verse if there are enough.)

I heard there were many ways to write
A jingle that might get played by Nigel
And it's probably more than 49 - by 1 or 2 yeah.
A melody from a Negrelli
Or a refrain from Kj
A ballad with Brad
Those can all be had
Or do a song with John - there's lots of them to choose from.

Write an ode for Joe yeah
Do tune a with June yeah
Sing a hymn with Jim yeah
Or just do it yourself yeah

Combo parody of "Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen & "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon... I guess. I mean, I don't even know anymore man.

Related Jingles

Sheep (Creep) by Jason Fuse
I Want My Tony Back by Jason Fuse
Earth to Junior (Hallelujah) Part IX (ft. Jeff Negrelli) by Hampton Nager
Unanswered Prayers (I Lost My Hair) by Jerry
Knockin' on Heaven's Door by The Acolytes of Smaug

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judofuse in Atlanta
I'm humbled to even be put in that list of people, especially by someone that I find brilliantly funny. Also - I have been called a heartless mechanical machine at times, so the analogy at least fits in that way. :)
780 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
I have no idea where we are going.
780 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Jerry may drive the car, and Joe may be the gas; Brad sees where we're going and John is the stylish interior; Kj's tunes are what we're all listening to. But you...you're the engine.
780 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Wow! You are constantly thinking of twisting the narrative! I love it.
785 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Great idea! This one is so fun. Thanks for the s/o:)
788 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Just like mine only the opposite! Kind of a parody of an homage to a send-up. Travishamockery. And good!
788 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
this isn't fair. you used a cheat code.
788 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Well done Jason. And if you can't decide to credit Cohen or Simon I'd guess that makes it... an original!
788 days ago.

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