Going for Ice Cream (Cake)

   

A parody of a song by Cake.  A Collaboration by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles, Lance Carmine in Bowling Green, Va, United States & Kyle H. in Merced, CA
Recorded: 05/25/2015  Released: 05/27/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Kyle sent me the completed lyrics based on the idea Lance posted a while back. I don't turn down ice cream and Cake.

RELUCTANTLY CROUCHED AT THE KITCHEN SINK,
EATING MORE ICE CREAM… IT’S COFFEE I THINK...
HIS WHOLE LIFE FLASHES, RED FLAGS GO UP
HIS TREAT'S DISAPPEARING, IT'S ALMOST ALL UP

HE DEFTLY MANEUVERS THE SPOON ALL AROUND,
HE TAKES THE CONTAINER AND THROWS IT RIGHT DOWN.
HE HEADS TO THE FREEZER TO LOOK FOR SOME MORE
COULD IT BE GONE? HE SHAKES TO HIS CORE

AS HE MOVES THROUGH THE KITCHEN, THE TWEAKS IN HIS BACK
FROM BIRD FEEDER STRETCHES, THEY CUT HIM NO SLACK
THE FREEZER IS EMPTY, EXCEPT FOR SOME FLAN
SO HE'S YELLING AND SCREAMING AS LOUD AS HE CAN

THE SUN HAS GONE DOWN AND BEDTIME IS NEAR
AND SOON THIS MAN WILL HAVE NEW THINGS TO FEAR
BUT HE'S DRIVING AND STRIVING TO STAY OFF THE BRIDGE
AND THINKING OF THE EMPTY, EMPTY FRIDGE

HE'S GOING FOR ICE CREAM.
HE'S FEEDING HIS NEED.
HE'S ALL ALONE… ALL ALONE AND HE STARTS TO SCREAM…
SO NOW HE'S RACING AND PACING AND PLOTTING THE COURSE,
REFUGEE SAFEWAY, FROM A PTI COURSE…
HE'S GOING FOR ICE CREAM.

Parody of "Going the Distance" by Cake

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Kyle H. in Merced, CA
Judofuse always killing it. Fun to work with you, as always. Lance, thanks for the excellent idea.
755 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Yes! Yes! Yes!
755 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Yes, bring on more Cake!
755 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Mmmmm... Cake. really, really good.
757 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Haha...maybe Hanna Storm related? ;-)
757 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Love it. Next up "Short Skirt, Long Jacket"!
757 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Is this the first Cake song to grace this site? Very nice. I love these guys.
757 days ago.
Anonymous Little
Eat It! A Weird Al nod if I every heard one. Love it.
757 days ago.
Lance
Thanks so much, this is just what I had bouncing around in my head!!
757 days ago.
Lance
WOW!! Kyle I love it!! Thanks so much for making me a star!! Now hopefully it'll get past Nigel and get played...
757 days ago.

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