Someone Dumped Their Trash In Mine

   

A parody of a song by Elton John.  Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 05/26/2015  Released: 05/26/2015  First aired: 05/27/2015
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Lyrics

When I think about my homeowner's rights, I get uptight
and go outside to that little place out back
Connected to an alley where my garbage is stacked
The green and blue containers, filled with stuff I neatly packed
and it's just one more thing and I can't take it anymore
Have my neighbors gone crazy lately?
These punks out there, leaving bags at my back door

Someone dumped their trash in mine, Can'tcha see?
someone that owns a a great big dog, that might bite me
the lids were open cans were stuffed
umbrellas, sticking up
this garbage doesn't belong to me
Going door to door, on a Sunday Morning 'cause I'm sore
I'm checking cans, checking all their cans....I

By Joe Aro
For today's epic rant....

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Anonymous Little
Indeed.
597 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Listening to the top 25 prodcast today- "he might bite me" is one of my favorite line deliveries in all of these songs.... it's perfect and makes me laugh every time.
597 days ago.
Jolene in Grand Island, NE
Have come back several times to listen to this one again - soooo good!
809 days ago.
Kyle H. in Merced, CA
NOT over-hyped. Deservedly praised by Mr. Tony. Well done, Joe.
812 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Congrats! Much praise in the studio!
814 days ago.
Tony in Murfreesboro, TN
Another great one, Joe!
815 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
I am an Anonymous Little, apparently. :) Echoing my comment earlier, I'm still not 100% aboard the Just-In-Time jingle train but this one is great!
815 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
I guess he liked this one . . . WONDERFUL!
815 days ago.
Anonymous Little
One of those tunes that you hear and instantly know it will air that day. Excellent.
815 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
"Transcribe that!" (There I just did) Much in-studio love, Joe. Bravo!
815 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Brilliant as usual. I love how these rants get recorded for the world to hear.
815 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
So many great details in this one. Excellent.
815 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Well Joe, they say great minds think alike. And so do ours...
816 days ago.