(He Loves Answering) Questions [Obsession, by Animotion]

   

A parody of a song by Animotion.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 05/25/2015  Released: 05/25/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

HE LOVES TO BE RIGHT MORE THAN ANYTHING
TO THE POINT WHERE HE’LL SACRIFICE HIS DIGNITY
SOMEHOW REGURGITATES THE MINUTIA IN HIS MIND
HALF A CENTURY OF USELESSNESS OF EVERY KIND

WHERE IS ART HISTORY OR ANY CATEGORY
THAT WASN’T HAND SELECTED TO GIVE HIM THE LEAD?
HE’S SO OBNOXIOUS, THE VAINEST OF THE FOUR TO PLAY
WHO DIDN’T SEE URANUS COMING MILES AWAY

HE LIKES ANSWERING QUESTIONS
TRIVIA QUESTIONS
IT’S AN ESPECIAL BLAST
WHEN HE PULLS ONE OUT OF HIS @$$
LOVES ANSWERING QUESTIONS
TRIVIA QUESTIONS
WHEN HIS CLOSE FRIENDS CAN’T KEEP PACE
HE RUBS IT IN THEIR FACE

I AM KILLING YOU PEOPLE, HE GLEEFULLY EXCLAIMS
HE’S NOT SATISFIED UNTIL THEY’RE PSYCHOLOGICALLY MAIMED
HE DRIFTS OFF JEANNIE’S ANSWERS WHEN IT SUITS HIM WELL
BUT WHEN SHE DOES THE SAME IN RETURN HE GIVES HER HELL

KEVIN TRIES TO ANSWER QUESTIONS NOBODY ASKED
BECAUSE HE’S SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW HE’S HOPELESSLY OUTMATCHED
SATCH WANTS EXTRA CREDIT FOR GOING FIRST
HE WANTS EXTRA ALL THE TIME NEVER GONNA QUENCH THAT THIRST

HE LOVES ANSWERING QUESTIONS
TRIVIA QUESTIONS
THIS IS PROBABLY ALL HE’LL DO
WHEN 980 FIRES HIM TOO
LOVES ANSWERING QUESTIONS
TRIVIA QUESTIONS
WHEN HIS CLOSE FRIENDS CAN’T KEEP PACE
HE RUBS IT IN THEIR FACE

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
I'm glad you did it, Rob. It's so awesome.
812 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
I think I beat you to the "ways to go when singing isn't your strong suit." This is hysterically good. Yes, the entire endeavor is one enormous "EAT IT McMANUS!"
812 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
My mantra is: if you can't sing, at least bring energy and enthusiasm.
812 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
I really enjoyed the enthusiasm of the chorus, it was definitely worth the refrain!
812 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Laughing out loud at this one listening to the podcast this morning. Fantastic and biting!
812 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
KJ, I started this last night with you in mind for the female vocals and then just didn't wanna bother you with it because you get so many requests. which is why the first two sections seem disjointed a tad. they were supposed to be 2 voices originally.
814 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
The chorus on this is absolutely fantastic! Well done!
814 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
This run of 80s sorta one hit wonders is great. Man, great job of linking this to trivia too.
814 days ago.