Shiller (Thriller)

   

A parody of a song by Michael Jackson.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 05/20/2015  Released: 05/21/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

IT’S TIME FOR MAILBAG
NOBODY PAYS FOR RETAIL SO WHY SHOULD YOU?
BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
BECAUSE WOULDN’T “YOU" BE A PART OF THE “NOBODY” GROUP?
YOU WANT TO SCREAM
AFTER HEARING FIFTEEN MINUTES OF ADVERTISEMENTS
BUT THE SHOW IS FREE
AND YOU WONDER IF IT’S WORTH THE TRADE
IT’S HARD TO SAY

‘CAUSE THIS IS SHILLER, SHILLER TIME
SEVEN DAILY READS THAT EVERYONE HAS MEMORIZED
YOU KNOW IT’S SHILLER, SHILLER TIME
AND SOMEONE’S GOTTA PAY SO TK CAN BLOVIATE

DARKNESS FALLS ACROSS THE LAND
MY WINDOW NATION WINDOWS KEEP THE COOL AIR AT HAND
IN THE KITCHEN STANDING OVER THE SINK
BECAUSE IT’S WHERE I EAT COFFEE ICE CREAM
CALL BETHESDA FLORIST TO PLEASE YOUR SPOUSE
AND, ACTUALLY, THAT ONE IS ON THE HOUSE
BUT SHERRIE’S BERRIES MAKE A DELIGHTFUL TREAT
EVERY MAY JUST RINSE AND REPEAT

NIGEL’S FACE FEELS LIKE A BABY’S BEHIND
SINCE HARRY’S RAZORS HAVE BEEN CONSIGNED
AND HE COULD BE GETTING LUCKY, YET
HE SITS AND WATCHES HIS FAN DUEL LINEUP INSTEAD
EATING BAGEL CITY REMNANTS FROM BREAKFAST TIME
WONDERING IF HE SHOULD START SHELBY MILLER
READING TEXTS ABOUT CILLIZZA FROM MR TONY
A PORTRAIT OF THE SOCIAL LIFE OF THE SHILLER

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rob in Pittsburgh, PA
good call. it was one of those cuts where even though it didn't bleed immediately you knew it was gonna be bad in about ten seconds.
819 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Rob - your razor experience presents an opportunity to record a "Let It Bleed" parody...
819 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
as an aside, i recently patronized Harry's razors and promptly sliced open my face. i'm not discounting operator error, but never even came close to that with gillette. 5 blades > 4, even if they ARE German, whatever that means.
820 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
That overlapping montage or advertising/show phrases is like an Altman movie. Fantastic idea and execution.
822 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Michael! Another underparodied artist on this site. Way to go! And the Vincent Price is well, priceless.
822 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
That read... so funny and well done. I gotta admit I started laughing even before hitting play, in anticipation of you doing the Vincent Price part. Cha-ching.
822 days ago.

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