Losin' (featuring Judofuse)


A parody of a song by Huey Lewis & Gwyneth Paltrow.  A Collaboration by Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN & Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 05/17/2015  Released: 05/19/2015  First aired: 05/23/2017
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Because another choking dogs song is exactly what we need.
Thanks to Mr. Fuse for joining me on this one. So smooth!

DC teams lose, always it's true.
Don't be confused; it's nothing new.
And Trotzy has won exactly never,
this is not The Bandwagon, no sir, no no.
So all "you people" write your bogs.
They're still a bunch of choking dogs!
They're gonna lose today cuz they're one win away.
Like clockwork, they are losin' another.
It's not just the Caps, ya know, losin' is how they roll.
Wiz, Nats, Caps, Skins all losin' together.

*A parody of "Cruisin'" by Huey Lewis & Gwyneth Paltrow. Yes, that Gwyneth Paltrow.

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Everyday I Write The Book by Brad Weiss
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Get Off My Lawn by Kj Ohnstad
Youth of the Nation (Don't Care 'Bout Your Nation) by Kj Ohnstad

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Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
This is so well written and performed.
33 days ago.
As a local who despises every DC professional team, this was like porn.
35 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
What's so great is how the Caps keep all the BEST jingles alive! Kudos!!
36 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Sweet! Fab! All of those things....
769 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Brilliant! Great job you guys!
770 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
770 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Melting. Didn't Smokey do this one with Linda R., too?
770 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
I just keep clicking "listen" on this one. you guys sound SO good together on this.
770 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Thanks for the invite on this one, was a lot of fun. And I love the "Yes, that Gwyneth Paltrow." Ha!
770 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Well, that might just be the smoothest, slinkiest snark delivery mechanism this site has seen yet! A++
770 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
it must be nice to be able to sing.
770 days ago.