Don't Fear the Turtle (Don't Fear the Reaper)

   

A parody of a song by Blue Oyester Cult.  A Collaboration by mrlip in Springfield, VA, joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD & Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 05/18/2019  Released: 05/19/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

This grew from a comment string from judofuse on another song. Extra special thanks to Joe Aro for singing and working on my first collaboration.

Spoken a la Christopher Walken: I got a fever, and the only cure is more Resheed Sulaimon!

Now their time has come
Terps are two or one
Tony don't fear the Turtle
Even now that Sulaimon’s there
(We can be like Tony)
Affirmation baby
(Don't fear the Turtle)
Sheehan shows his hand
(Don't fear the Turtle)
Pat Forde complies
(Don't fear the Turtle)
Tony’s no big fan

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Very nice, gents! Collaborations are so fun!
793 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
excellent work, gentlemen! we need another Jinglepalooza. there's too much great work coming in to this site. in 2 weeks there will be almost nothing to talk about anyway.
793 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Cool! Very glad Joe did this one. :)
793 days ago.

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