Golden Corral (Golden Slumbers)

   

A parody of a song by The Beatles.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 05/17/2015  Released: 05/17/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

The Beatles combo was a little too juice to pass up... unlike the Prime Rib Gary was once "sentenced to" at Golden Corral. Can you just see Mr. Tony flashing a big wad of Benjamins but peeling a $1 dollar coupon off the top?

Once there was a way to get a buffet
Tony has a coupon for a dollar off
Keep fount’ning chocolate dessert guy
And I will give Tone some advice

Golden Corral I don’t advise
Colon rumbles you when you rise
Keep fount’ning chocolate dessert guy
While I give Tony some advice

Tone, you're gonna carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time
Tone, you're gonna carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
I was wondering how long it would take for the Golden Corral jingles to start coming in. Another doozy here. Nice!
765 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
I have to use "Keep Fount'ning" in some conversation soon. Too funny. (We are all anonymous, and anonymous is no one.)
765 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
I am anonymous, although I am not.
766 days ago.
Anonymous Little
Bah!! Fantastic refrain!!! The rest, also good.
766 days ago.

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