Bread and Taters (Black and Yellow)

   

A parody of a song by Wiz Khalifa.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 05/16/2015  Released: 05/16/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

YEAH, UH HUH, YOU KNOW THE MENU
EVERY SINGLE KIND OF INTESTINAL GLUE
YEAH, THE MICHAEL BAY OF THE CULINARY ARTS
WELCOME TO TONY'S WORLD OF WHITE CARBS

$10.99 ALL YOU CAN EAT THAT'S OUR MISSION
BREAD AND TATERS
BREAD AND TATERS
BREAD AND TATERS
BREAD AND TATERS
IT'S NOT REALLY FOOD CUZ THERE'S NO NUTRITION
BREAD AND TATERS
BREAD AND TATERS
BREAD AND TATERS
BREAD AND TATERS

POTATO PANCAKES, AND TATER TOTS
37 KINDS OF TOAST HAVE WHAT YA WANT
AT THE SALAD BAR WE GOT TRANSLUCENT LETTUCE
AND CROUTONS WITH RANCH AND ITALIAN DRESSING
NO VEGETABLES, THEY TOO EXPENSIVE
BUT EVERYTHING COMES WITH FREE KETCHUP
WE GOT BANGERS AND MASH BUT THEY BANGLESS
THE HOUSE SPECIAL'S BBQ POTATO CHIP SANDWICH
THE GNOCCI'S BEEN UNDER A HEAT LAMP FOR 7 HOURS
WE CAN WHIP UP ANYTHING MADE WITH FLOUR
FOR DESSERT HAVE A FUNNEL CAKE OR POTATO SCONE
AND A CHOCOLATE-FLAVORED CORN SYRUP FOUNTAIN, YO

YEAH, UH HUH, STRAIGHT PROFIT, HOMIE
COSTS ALMOST NOTHIN' TO SERVE PLAIN MACARONI
YEAH, OUR LOGO'S A BURGUNDY HELMET
WITH A REDSKIN POTATO ON THE SIDE OF IT

WHEN DINING HERE, DON'T FORGET YOUR INSULIN
BREAD AND TATERS
BREAD AND TATERS
BREAD AND TATERS
BREAD AND TATERS
WE HAVE A BLOOD GLUCOSE MONITOR IN THE KITCHEN
BREAD AND TATERS
BREAD AND TATERS
BREAD AND TATERS
BREAD AND TATERS

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Bangers and mash, bangless. So good. Gnocci under a 7 hour heat lamp a close second. Nice!
769 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Bangless banger backer here - that's some great writing.
771 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Awesome, I like it. Better than a chocolate-flavored fountain.
771 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Bangless bangers and mash! Incredibly clever!
771 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
To celebrate TK's entrepreneurial spirit with his new all-you-can-eat buffet idea, i dedicate this track originally recorded by my fellow PIttsburgher, Mr Khalifa.
772 days ago.

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