Swap A Monkey (Shock The Monkey)

   

A parody of a song by Peter Gabriel.  Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 05/14/2015  Released: 05/15/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

DEFLATE THE BALLS, PAY THE PRICE
WITH COMMISSIONER POGO, YA BETTER THINK TWICE
A FIRING SQUAD THROWING THEIR FECES
SO POGO IS APPEASED
BRADY PLEASE, YOU NEVER MONKEY WITH A MONKEY
COVER YOUR JUNK AND FACE CUZ CHIMPS WILL LAY YOU TO WASTE
YOU NEVER SWAP A MONKEY

ROGER GOODELL, HAS MYRIAD FLAWS
BUT HE WON’T EAT MITES, OFF HIS COWORKER’S JAW
WHEN POGO’S INTERVIEWED BY JIM NANTZ, HE RIPS OFF JIM’S PANTS
PHIL SIMMS JUST SAYS THAT NOBODY WAS OPEN
THIS CASH COW JUST DOESN’T FLINCH, WHILE THE MONKEY URINATES IN HIS OFFICE
YOU NEVER SWAP A MONKEY

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Jerry in Annandale, VA
You had me at "Commissioner Pogo." Excellent.
770 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
indeed. I don't know how this guy is keeping his job, although if you ask me what I did at work today I will tell you that I worked for 4 hours and then wrote 2 jingles, so it's hard for me to justify criticizing anyone else on their job performance. btw, you two have been on fire recently. really just tremendous output.
773 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Yes, words, good. I love this tune, though I am pretty sure whatever the monkey heaves wouldn't be worse than what Goodell is flinging.
773 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
"Cover your junk and face..." I had to immediately listen again cause I was really laughing at that and missed half the second verse. You are so great with the words and stuff. :)
773 days ago.

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