Boulevard of Choking Dogs

   

A parody of a song by Green Day.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 05/14/2015  Released: 05/14/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

Not the first 2015 game 7 Caps loss song. Not the the best 2015 game 7 Caps loss song. Not featuring KJ.
But it is my 2015 game 7 Caps loss song.

Boulevard of Choking Dogs

They walk a losing road
The only one the Caps have ever known
Don't know what Steinberg knows
And Tone’s the only one, and he talks alone

Tra –ah- otz Tra –ah- otz
Tra –ah- otz Tra –ah- otz

I read his homer bog
On the boulevard of Choking Dogs
While the Cheese Boy weeps
And Tone’s the only one, he talks alone,

They’re Choking Dogs, they’re Choking Dogs
They’re Choking Dogs, they’re Choking

Foreshadows Caps collapse as he derides ‘em
Don’t find a playoff loss at all surprising
Some writers wish away the Capitals problems
Tone knows they’re Choking Dogs

Tra –ah- otz Tra –ah- otz
Tra –ah- otz Tra –ah- otz

They’re Choking Dogs They’re Choking

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mrlip in Springfield, VA
Every Chocking Dog has his day judofuse....
768 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Btw, I just noticed you felt it necessary to put "2015" on there to delineate which choking dogs Caps team this is for. So funny, I love it.
768 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
And a great 2015 game 7 Caps loss song it is!
769 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Between the Caps collapse, Wall playing against Dr. Tony's order and the Wizards still gagging away a win, Satchmo's blood pressure is gonna be through the roof.
770 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Nice. Nothing seems to inspire quite like DC sports teams choking, and I'm looking forward to the epic rant during the show today. Tra-ah-otz, Tra-ah-otz, Tra-ahhh...
770 days ago.