Skinmilk

   

A parody of a song by Harry Nilsson.  Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 05/13/2015  Released: 05/13/2015  First aired: unaired
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Lyrics

This, along with the story it's based on, are not for emetophobes. (Yeah... I'm shaking my head disapprovingly at this jingle too.)

I love milk. I might not drink another glass for a long, long time.

Roommate got a peace order, for what it didn't say
Did they ever wonder, what she kept in those trays?
She put the skin in the milk cup and they gagged it all up (3x)
She put the skin in the milk cup, she said skinmilk, they said what?!
She said skinmilk, that the two of you just drank
She said skinmilk, then the third she said "No Thanks!"
She said skinmilk, that the two of you just drank
And we said...
And Jeanne said...

A Parody of "Put the Lime in the Coconut" by Harry Nilsson

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Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
Yuck and I mean that in the nicest possible way :)
770 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Totally gotta be Brad's great Beatles version - I never sent this in, not to mention his is a much better song.
770 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
Well, one of them is coming up for the mailbag...can't think of any other disturbing songs recently
770 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
See, now Jason and I have offered up real dedication and personal sacrifice to write through that feeling of revulsion. Well, more than the usual feeling.
770 days ago.
Byron in Philadelphia, PA
This is brilliant - was thinking about how to write skin milk jingle but felt sick every time I tried...
770 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
I detect a sidelong appearance by Larry King here.
771 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Yep. This song and the story are both better at a distan... wait, there's actually no distance far enough away. I'm drinking the milk on this one so hopefully no one else has to.
771 days ago.
John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
I don't think I can actually listen to this one...I was eating my lunch when I was listening to the podcast yesterday...could not finish it...
771 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Near perfect - if you could have worked the Mr. Tony 1% into the skin milk song...
772 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
sweet mother of moses. i hope we get follow up on this. or maybe i don't. i am definitely conflicted on this. and nauseated. and intrigued.
772 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Gary tweeted the Washington Post story - with mugshot. "She was released and Police didn't know if she returned to same rooming house..." Yikes.
772 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
there is absolutely more to this story because i can't imagine the restraining order came from foot shavings. wait...isn't this starting to sound like the bride who married someone from the audience when her groom stood her up? where did he get this story? super g would have called BS on this i think. was this reported by anyone reputable?
772 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Agreed. Those roommates are probably lucky to still be alive. I feel like there's more coming on this story at some point... but I really don't think I wanna hear it.
772 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
i mean, who saves their foot shavings? why would someone do that? i had an alcoholic roommate who took a dump in the kitchen garbage can and vomited in the sink, but somehow skin milk seems worse.
772 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
I hear ya. I don't usually get bothered by this kinda stuff... and even I'm going to be double checking my milk for a while.
772 days ago.
rob in Pittsburgh, PA
i had to listen to this at least once, but i'm not gonna lie...this story makes me sick to my stomach. but good work, J.
772 days ago.
Anonymous Little
Jason's Wife said to me after hearing this story: Wait, it took more than ONE person drinking this stuff before someone said no?!
772 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
It's always the 3rd cup that gets ya.
772 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
This is one that doesn't get submitted... sometimes you just have to share the pain with others.
772 days ago.

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