Sulaimon (Panama)


A parody of a song by Van Halen.  Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 05/13/2015  Released: 05/13/2015  First aired: unaired
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When Kevin mentioned Tuesday how good Resheed Sulaimon would make Maryland next year, Tony was gleeful that he'd come from Duke. Kevin just replied "Fear the Turtle." And another jingle was born...

Sasististic !

Jump back, what's that sound
Sheehan says the Terps are number one now
So shrewd he's from your former enemies
Homer move zero discipline

Don't you know he's coming over from Duke?
Coach K kicked him out
Fear the Turtle!

Sulaimon, Sulaimon
Sulaimon, Sulaimon

Yeah, the Terp’s running a little thin at 2 guard
Sheehan feels no heat taking on a Dukie man
Tony looks down, between comments
And gives a smack down
Got the feeling Resheed’s appealing
It's not surprising Terps are rising
There’s no stopping now!

Sulaimon, Sulaimon
Sulaimon, Sulaimon

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mrlip in Springfield, VA
Reloaded mp3 with the entire first measure now included.
798 days ago.
Kyle H. in Merced, CA
Love a good Van Halen tune. Excellent job.
799 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Cool, I'll check them out.
799 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Judofuse - I put some lyrics in the ideas section for you. Have at it and feel free to alter as needed. Thanks!
799 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Judofuse - I'll put something in the idea section if you'd like to pick up the song from there. I already have 2 different tunes I'm working up and frankly your voice is WAY better than mine.
799 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Nice! That could be really funny. Considering Forde said Maryland could be ranked 1 or 2 next season, Kevin will prob say it again soon.
799 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
Judofuse maybe "Don't Fear the Turtle"? More cowbell and more Sulaimon!
799 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Cool, I like it. Was really hoping to get "Fear the Turtle" in some form when I heard that. Only on Mr Tony's show can 1984 be "skewing a little young." :)
799 days ago.
mrlip in Springfield, VA
I'm skewing a little young for Mr. Tony but that's what began rattling through my head as I listened to the news in segment 1 yesterday...
799 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Nice. From the title, I expected this to be a parody of Neil Diamond's Soolaimon!
799 days ago.

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