Les Boulez (Lady Marmalade) - Ft. Kj

   

A parody of a song by Labelle.  A Collaboration by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles & Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Recorded: 05/11/2015  Released: 05/12/2015  First aired: 04/14/2016
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Lyrics

A song for the history of the "Curse O' Les Boulez" - in order to convince John Wall that the curse is real. Gotta recognize in order to overcome. Big thanks to Kjerstin for the vocals on this one... she is just absolutely killing the dance hits of the 70s this week. And shout out to Google translator for mangling the English to French in just the right way.

Hey Wizards, Go Wizards, Oh Wizards, No! Wizards
Hey Paul, "The Truth" Pierce, That's why they brought you here

He first coined the term back in 2004
Writing columnettes for the Post
He said , "Oh No, Abe Pollin..."
"Where's this team going?"

Agent zero and the caca
Kwame Brown and Jarvis Hayes
On GM Jordan, you gotta say nah, nah
Manute and Muggsy same draft day

Les Curse O' Les Boulez est vrai, John Wall
Les Curse O' Les Boulez est vrai

They once had Nick Young, Andre Baltche and JaVale
All of them were on the same team!
Put a Wiz jersey on Shaq
Must be a costume party Jack!

Ping Pong balls and wrists are broken
Their players are great - when on other teams
5th pick? 5 bones? I'm just sayin...
It's the Curse o' Les Boulez

Les Curse O' Les Boulez est vrai, John Wall
Les Curse O' Les Boulez est vrai (John Wall)
Les Curse O' Les Boulez est vrai, John Wall

Parody of "Lady Marmalade" by Labelle

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judofuse in Atlanta
Rob actually reminded me again this week that it existed, so I can totally see anyone else forgetting about it. :)
437 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Did I play this on the prodcast? I had no memory of this song until I heard it today on the TK Show but it's wonderful!!
437 days ago.
Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
This jingle is the best thing to come out of the 2015-16 Wizards season. I am 100% serious.
437 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
I HAD THAT!
438 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Always helps when the DC teams are basically in stasis, ensuring a jingle like this is viable at least once per year. You called it right here 117 days ago Rob!
438 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
justice. this one kills.
438 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Reachin' back, awesome!
438 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
since the wizards are terrible, and this song is awesome, this could be a resubmission candidate sometime in 2016.
555 days ago.
Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
The ca ca line is the best. The whole thing is hilarious. How could I say no? Thanks for asking me sing it, Jason!
775 days ago.
judofuse in Atlanta
Kjerstin nailed it, and the spoken John Wall at the end is just so great.
775 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Agent Zero and the caca!! That is the only caca in this one. My goodness it is funny - and if anyone can match Patti LaBelle. Zowie!!
776 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Great performance and so, so many great lines in this! "Manute and Mugsy same draft day" is my fave. See you at 11:51 ;-)
776 days ago.